Hello meaty thank you for servicing my taxi.
My new tyres with the special string for tread work really well and its much more fuel efficient since you removed my spare wheel and toolkit.

Im just writing this message to say that you left your imaginary cat in the glovebox. I have given it to vic as I had to drop him to noshers house this morning.

I dont think i have ever read such a lot of childish shite in all my life!

Why do you have to flood dk with silly meaningless brainless pointless posts ya nugget , iq of a himilayan yak , an probably got a wife that looks like one too

Meaty why did u give my mates grandma 10 rapid to the pancreas when she complained about her 2k bill for a service

hi Meaty..great now i can find you outside PM of >DK...no need passwords...regards

Dear meaty , im having an awful bother with my love shaft , it just wont stay in , any suggestions

Just like to say a very big THANK YOU for the great service. Took my 1990 Merc in for a service & it was done in double quick time.
Now the mesc mis-fires all the time, fails to start when warm, no lights work, no response from the screen wipers, looses water & oil & my new tyres have been replaced with bold ones for extra road handling.
I have now noticed that the full exhaust system missing, spare wheel has fallen out & the gearbox belongs to a ford transit. Cant wait to go back for another service.
Overall a very good experiance *****
Happy customer.

have you got a longer dipstick for my ford popular so it will reach the oil thanks grandad

Hi MEATI keep up good worck and good jokes without you DK wil be more empti

Hi Mr meathead.. whilst putting my makeup on someone banged into the front of my car with the back of their car.. and my cup holder broke.. Can you fix it for me? IT's a blue car and about 8 years old.. the cup holder was an optional extra.. I paid an extra £50 for it at the time and fortunately the mechanic was able to fit it in the same place as the cd player. I also am a bit strapped for cash so i can get my pal to pay you in BJs if that's ok .. Yours.. Dreamer xx

Help me please meat head, my friend justy22 jumpstarted my car from his train and now mileage has jumped and say 130,000 I need it to say 40,000. please can you help fix. The car is a 1959 trabant p50. Thank you

I will pay you in blowjobs if you can could kindly supply and fit an exhaust spud

Herro I am chinese man

I drive my car round my shitty centre rast week and my rear right fer off

Do I get refund?

Yours honourably

Zing Dang Doon Diddly Ring

Hi Meaty, I have accidently driven my car an incorrect distance of 500,000 miles can you "correct" the mileage to the true mileage of 20,000 that I should have driven it , I also have a window that needs breaking while you are at it

how do wombles womble ??

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Cor blimey all that for just 10p

Mate it tokk me 5 minutes to open the page like im waiting for my 93" DVD.

Grizz, yeah no problem, we can even flatten it with a hammer if you want. Much safer than vise grips

Thanks for the comment.

Hi brake line is leaking in my van, any chance you could squeeze it with a vice grips or something. cant afford to lose any more fluid recession and all.#

Grizz

To Z786 sorry for the delay in replying to your question - We are unable to at present due to the Fire Deptment are too close - not enough time to get a good fire burning before they arrive

Cammy25 Sorry noidea how to adjust this
This site is VERY hard to edit this is why
got left!

Meaty

Damn mate......
I need a microscope to read this site with my Hi resolution monitor.....

Hi mate, was wondering if you can set cars on fire?